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Spell to Get Someone to Leave You the Fuck Alone

ignescent:

sleepydryad:

Materials:

  • salt

Throw salt at your intended target and say, “Stay the fuck away from me.”

If it doesn’t work the first time, repeat and aim for the eyes.

If this continues to fail, track down one of those Himalayan salt lamps that are basically a 6lb pointy rock and start hitting them with it until they go away.

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl